Saturday, July 14, 2012

Drunk Sex and a Wardrobe Malfunction

So others have posted and I thought I would share my adventure from yesterday and this morning.  We had happy hour by the pool with my brother and sister-in-law, which usually turns into dinner by the pool and next thing we know it is midnight and we are finally headed home.  Last night I had some margaritas and a few glasses of wine.  This was over a 6 hour period and there was food so while I was sporting a good buzz I didn't think I was really that drunk.  I was feeling good.

So we got home (my husband drove) got the kids tucked away - drank some water and had some good drunk sex.  I remember all the activities.  I remember laying down after to go to sleep - and I remember waking up in the middle of the night and wondering when I got dressed.  I didn't remember putting on what felt like a pair of my husband's boxer shorts.  I was half asleep so I didn't think much of it.

I woke up in the morning once again wondering about what I was wearing.  My husband got out of bed to let the dogs outside and I got up to use the bathroom.  I found that I was not wearing my husband's boxers - I was wearing his t-shirt.  I was wearing his t-shirt as pants.  I had one leg in the arm hole and one leg in the neck hole.  I must conclude from this that I was very drunk - and not just a little tipsy.  I have absolutely no memory of getting dressed - and normally I don't dress after sex - so it is really odd to me that at some point during the night I decided to get dressed in such a bizarre manner.  I did have a dream where I was on a football team and we were getting dressed for a game maybe I was acting it out in my sleep.  The shirt I was 'wearing' was his football camp shirt.

Anyway - I quickly got out of his t-shirt and am pleased to report there was no hangover.  My husband came back to bed and we were able to get in some good morning sex and a shower before the kids woke up.



  1. Hilarious story! I've done some funny post-sex things too while drunk too, mostly though I wake up naked in various spots in the house.

  2. that is funny glad you didnt wake with a hangover